why do you cut off the ends of the sausages?””WHAT? SPEAK UP, GIRL, I
CAN’T HEAR YOU! SAY THAT AGAIN?”, the great grandmother replies.
The child raises her voice, and asks again:”WHY DO YOU CUT OFF THE ENDS OF THE SAUSAGES?”And the great grandmother goes: “WTF? ARE YOU GUYS STILL USING THAT SMALL FRYING PAN?”
New Joke : How do you do it?
A girl was a pro-stute, but she did not want her grandma to know.
One day the police raided a whole group of night girls at a party in a hotel and she was among them.
The police took them outside and had all the girls line up along the driveway.
Suddenly the girl’s grandma came by and saw her.
“Why are you standing in line, dear?” she asked.
Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, the girl told her that the policemen were passing out free oranges.
“Why, that is awfully nice of them! I think I’ll get some for myself,” said the grandma.
A policeman went down the line...