Funny Joke ‣ What?!

 

I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man, and then my dog bit me.” “So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in, and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you show up and drink the whole thing! “But enough about me, how’s your day going?”