So the guy agrees, and gives the producer the frog for $5,000.
As the producer is leaving, the bartender says to the guy, “I can't believe you sold the frog! Surely it was worth more than $5,000!”
“Not really.” The guy says
“The hamster's a ventriloquist.”
New Joke : Secrets Of Happy And Beautiful Marriage
Jerry was at a marriage seminar, and the leader of the seminar, a lady, was asking everybody how long they were married for.
When it was Jerry's turn Jerry said that he was married for almost 50 years.