Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
“This is my love dress,” she replied.
“Needs ironing,” he says. “What’s for dinner?”
New Joke : Bob goes to pick up his date
It’s 1957 and Bob goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
Peggy Sue’s father answers the door and invites him in.
He asks Bob what they’re planning to do on the date.