Dear Mrs. Harris

 

11… October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘ Mission Impossible’ theme.



12. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’

13 October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!

14. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?

And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’