Charlie Complains To His Teacher

 

What does a man do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on 3 legs?

‘shake hands’

What word starts with F, has a U and C in it, and ends with a K that means heat and excitement?

‘firetruck’

The Principal then says “F*ck that, he can go to 5th grade, since I got the last 7 questions wrong.