Charity Comes Calling

 Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?”


The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?”


Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, “Um … no.”


“– or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?”


The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted.


“– or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident,” the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three children?!”


The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, “I had no idea … “


On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again: ” — so if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?”