After a little while a small group of runners who had
been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. “Do you always run in the
nude?” one asked. “Oh yes!” he replied, gasping for air. “It feels so wonderfully
free!” Another runner moved alongside him. “Do you always run carrying your
clothes with you under your arm?” “Oh, yes” our friend answered breathlessly.
“That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go
home!” Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried,
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“Do you always wear a condom when you run?” “Nope……… just when it’s raining”.