The officer looks around and sure enough, there’s a sign for
“Highway 75”.
Chuckling at the old man’s mistake, he turns back and says
“You see, sir, that’s the highway number. Not the speed limit.”
“Ohhhhhhhh!!!!!” says the old man wonderingly. “Well, dad gum!”
All this time, the ladies have been extremely quiet and still in the back seat. The officer peers in and sees them sitting stiffly and upright, looks of fear plastered on their faces.
“Do you have any idea why your passengers look so scared?” the officer asks the gent.
“Well…” says the gentleman,
“see, before you pulled me over, we had just got off Highway 135…..”
