He happily obliges and she pulls the wetsuit zipper down even farther and pulls out a pack of cigarettes and some matches.


He lights the cigarette, has a few drags and says, “Bless your heart, that’s the best cigarette I’ve had in me whole life.”


She then says, “So you’ve been stranded here for over 20 years, how’d you like to play around?”  She pulls the wetsuit zipper down the rest of the way, exposing her sumptuous naked body.


He responds, “Oh bless your heart, you’ve got a set of clubs in there have you?”


New Joke : Daughter found a boyfriend


Mr. Evans discovered that her daughter found a boyfriend.
Being a protective father that he is, he starts interrogating her about the mystery guy.

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