An atheist was walking through the woods

 

creation to cosmic accident.”

“Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a

believer?”

The atheist looked directly into the light, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly

ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?”

“Very well,” said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.

And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:

“Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.”