After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.


Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length




 of time, the

 therapist got up, walked around the desk and




 after asking the

 wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her



 long and

 passionately as her husband watched – with a



 raised

 eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a



 daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said,




 “This is what


 your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can




 you do this?”

“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays…………..but I fish on Fridays.