Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist ; all he did was talk about it.
Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it…
Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was …
God, I miss him.
‘But now that I’ve married you, I’m so excited.
‘Wonderful’, said the husband, ‘but why?
To which she replied…
“You’re with the ‘Lawyer‘, This time I KNOW I’m gonna get SCREWED this time.”