A Young Man Married A Beautiful Woman

 

Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist ; all he did was talk about it.

Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it…

Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was …

God, I miss him.

‘But now that I’ve married you, I’m so excited.

‘Wonderful’, said the husband, ‘but why?

To which she replied…

“You’re with the ‘Lawyer‘, This time I KNOW I’m gonna get SCREWED this time.”