A woman was out golfing

 “That’s okay because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, ABRA-KADA-corset-KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered.

“I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.