The judge answered patiently, “Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail — one day for each peach.”
As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.
The judge said, “Yes sir, what do you have to add?”
The husband said meekly, “Your Honour, she also stole a can of peas.”
New Joke : Three rich men were boasting
Three rich men were boasting up how expensive the gifts are they just gave to their wives.
Rich Man No. 1: My wife wanted these elegant set of silverware for her kitchen, so I bought her several sets.
Rich Man No. 2: