A Town In Poland Had Only One Cow.

 

 when the bull moves in from the left the cow moves to the right. What do we do?” The Rabbi thought a moment and asked, “Did you buy this cow from Minsk?”

“Rabbi!” they replied as one,

“You are so wise! We never said we bought the cow from Minsk. How did you know that?”

The Rabbi said, sadly,

“My wife is from Minsk.”