A Texas Elderly Gentleman Asked A Waiter

 

 After reading the note, the Texan decided to compose one of his own in return.

He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman.

It read:

“For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, and a Mercedes CL600, a Porsche Turbo, Toyota Prius and Matrix, in my garage, beautiful homes in Aspen, Colorado and Miami and a 10,000-acre ranch in Texas There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off.

Just send the bottle back!!!