“Well you see, some years ago we had a tornado come through here and hit the hen house. It killed all our chickens except for that rooster, but it plucked every feather off of him. Well, I kind of felt sorry for him, seeing how as he did survive a tornado and I knitted him a pair of coveralls.”
The salesman said,
“Well that is just about the funniest thing I have ever seen.
To which the farmer’s wife replied,
“You think that’s funny, you ought to see that rooster hold a hen down with one leg and try to get those coveralls off with the other.”
