The highway patrolman walks up and say, “You know how fast you were going and I know how fast you were going.
I’ve heard every excuse in the book but if you give me one I haven’t heard, I’ll let you go.”
The 80-year old looks the trooper up and down and says, “My wife left me thirty year ago for a highway patrolman and In was afraid you were bringing her back!”
Trooper closes his book and sends the Corvette driver on his way!
New Joke : A man walks into a pet store
A man walks into a pet store and sees a parrot for sale. The sign on the cage says, "World's Smartest Parrot – $50." Intrigued, the man decides to inquire.
He asks the shopkeeper, "What makes this parrot the world's smartest?"
The shopkeeper replies, "Well, this parrot can answer any question you ask it, guaranteed. It's a genius!"
Doubtful but curious, the man pays $50 and takes the parrot home. As soon....