A Professional

  

She hugged the man and through her tears she said, "Thank You So Much! You are a very nice man."


The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for a few hours."


The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud,


"Oh, thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!!!"