“Father, do you have anything to declare?”
“From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son”,he replied.
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, “And from the sash down, what do you have?”
The priest replied, “I have there a marvelous little instrument designed for use by women, but which has never been used.”
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, “Go ahead Father. Next!”
New Joke : A little boy hears the word
A little boy hears the word wh****rehouse in school and asks his father what it means.
His father is quite shocked, and replies: “Well, uh… you go there to… have a good time.”
The boy starts screaming and hollering that he wants to go there too...