The next morning the pilot was preparing everyone to leave, and he noticed his new flight attendant was missing.
He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up, as he was wondering what happened to her.
She answered the phone, sobbing. “I can’t get out of my room!”
“You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?”
The hostess replied, “There are only three doors in here,”
she cried, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says, ‘Do Not Disturb’!”