A man went drinking at a nearby pub

  they wont be and they will however perform at another bar 50 miles away. So the man packed up his stuff in his old kilt bag a and went after them.

After catching up to them he asked the performers what the creature was. They told him it was called a rary.

After presenting some cash to them one of the members remarked. Wow you went a long way to tip a rary.

New Joke :  Jesus & Moses and an old man go golfing

Jesus, Moses, and an old man go golfing.

The first one to tee off is Moses.

He smashes the ball and it is heading right for the water hazard before the green.

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