He quickly eliminated the second candidate.
“Do you notice anything unusual about me?” he asked the third candidate.
“Yes. You’re wearing contacts.”
Thinking he had found the man for the job he said, “That’s correct. How did you know?”
“You can’t wear glasses if you don’t have any freaking’ ears.”
New Joke : Clean Humor: The Banker Thought This Woman Was Crazy
She parks in front of the bank and goes inside where she is greeted by a banker.
“Hi, Sir
I would like to take out a loan using my Rolls Royce as collateral” the woman says to the banker.
“Yes ma'am
How much money will you need to borrow?” he asks.