A Man Takes His Wife On A Birthday She’ll Never Forget

 Better yet, all of our old buddies who died before me are here, too.  Even better than that, we’re all young again. Better still, it’s always springtime and it never rains or snows.  And best of all, we can play softball all we want, and we never get tired.”


“That’s fantastic,” said Betty. “It’s beyond my wildest dreams!  So what’s the bad news?”


Bertha replies,


“You’re pitching Tuesday.”