A man goes into his favorite bar and sees a jar of money on the counter with the word “win” printed on it

The bouncer crumples to the floor as if made of paper. “All right!” he yells. “Where’s that pit bull?!”


He runs downstairs and throughout the bar a howling is heard as if the gates of Hell have opened up, then silence.  A few moments later, he comes running back up the stairs, a wild look in his eye.


“All right!” he says. “Where’s the lady with the abscessed tooth!?”


New Joke : Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning…

Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making a lot of mistakes.
Suddenly his dad screams ” bitchss and asses!”
Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied ” aunts and uncles” Oh.
Next thing he hears is “dikks and pusiees!” Johnny asks ” what’s that mean?”
To which his dad replied ” uh coats and hats.
“Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around ...