The bouncer crumples to the floor as if made of paper. “All right!” he yells. “Where’s that pit bull?!”
He runs downstairs and throughout the bar a howling is heard as if the gates of Hell have opened up, then silence. A few moments later, he comes running back up the stairs, a wild look in his eye.
“All right!” he says. “Where’s the lady with the abscessed tooth!?”
New Joke : Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning…
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making a lot of mistakes.
Suddenly his dad screams ” bitchss and asses!”
Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied ” aunts and uncles” Oh.
Next thing he hears is “dikks and pusiees!” Johnny asks ” what’s that mean?”
To which his dad replied ” uh coats and hats.
“Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around ...
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