“Well yes sir,” she replies,
“I’ve got a 9mm in my purse, and I keep a .45 in the center console here, and I’ve also got a magnum in the glove compartment.”
The officer is taken back a little,
“Is that it?” He asks half kidding.
“Well no, I do have a pistol grip shot gun in the trunk as well.”
The officer is really raising his eye brows at this point, and he asks,
“Ma’am, what are you afraid of?”
The little old lady replies,
“Not a f*cking thing.”
