A little girl was talking to teacher

He gets to the pub and says to the bar tender: “Wow, you’ll never believe what I just saw on the road!

There’s a Mercedes driving extremely fast with a Beemer close on its tail.

What’s crazy though is that they’re being chased by a beetle that’s beeping it’s gotten to overtake then both!”

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human it was physically impossible.

The little girl said: “When i get to heaven i wiII ask Jonah.”

The teacher asked: “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied: “Then you ask him.”