A lawyer married a woman

 

Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was… God! I miss him!But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!” “Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?” “You’re a lawyer.
This time I know I’m going to get screwed!”