A guy takes his girlfriend home

 

Him: “I beg you… ”

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her shorts, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:

“Dad says to go ahead and give him a bl*w job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he’ll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..”