The first miner looks back at him. “Wot you do in’ dere, boy?” He says. “Dincha see da sign? Dere ain’t no gold dere.”
The miner with the large hat put the sign back in its place in the river. “Dere is now.”
The first miner scratches his head. “Wotcha mean?”
“I takes da sign out and put it back in.” The miner with the large hat says. “You always get gold for repostin’!”