“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!” And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”
“No, Honey, it’s because you’re 25.”
New Joke : A Bunch Of Young Guys Are Sitting In A Hunting Lodge Telling Tall Tales
As the night goes on, the tall tales get bigger and bigger.
After a while, 90 year old Gus, who has been sitting quietly in the corner says, “Let me tell you boys what happened to me in these very woods in 1963.
I was walking along a trail and this big ol’ bear jumps out in front of me and goes, ‘RRRRRRROOOOOAAARRR!!!!’, and boys I gotta tell you, I sh*t my britches!”
One of the young men said, “Well, if a bear jumped in front of me, I’d sh*t my britches too!”
“No, no”, said Gus, “I mean just now when I went, RRRRRRROOOOOAAARRR!!!!”