and at what she thought was the appropriate moment, she uncrossed her legs just wide enough so that her husband could catch a revealing view.
It wasn’t long before his eyes focused on the prize and he asked,
“Are you wearing crotchless panties?”
“Y -e-s,” She answered coyly with a seductive smile.”
“Thank God!” he said,
” I thought you were sitting on the cat.”
He never saw her glass of wine coming.