the sheriff decided to call him.
“How’s the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?”
“Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I’ve got to go. I’m very busy.” And he hung up the phone.
The sheriff thought to himself, “I’d better go to that farmer’s house and look at that sign… There might be something there that WE could use to slow down drivers.”
So the sheriff drove out to the farmer’s house, and he saw the sign.
It was a whole sheet of plywood. And written in large yellow letters were the words:
SLOW: NUDIST COLONY.
