A Couple Were On Their Honeymoon

  

why you went to bed with him.”

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they get done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

“What are you doing?” Says the wife.

The husband says. “I’m hungry, I was going to call room service and get some food.”

“T!ger wouldn’t do that.”

“Oh yeah? What would T!ger do?”

“He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.

“What are you doing?” She says.

The husband says. “I’m still hungry so I was going to get room service to get some food.”

“T!ger wouldn’t do that.”

“Oh yeah? What would T!ger do?”

“He’d come back to bed and do it one more time.”

The guy slams down ...