A couple was having dinner

 

Beth answered, “And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn’t have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed?

Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge, well I did what I had to do.”

“I recall that,” says Chuck. “And you did it to save my life so of course I can forgive you for that.

Now tell me about the third time.”

“All right,” Beth said. “So do you remember when you ran for president of the golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?”