unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the pening.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out.
Fifteen seconds later it shut off.
With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit, which now had a button sewn neatly on the end … Ouch.
New Joke : A Mathematician, Physicist and Chemist
They decided to put their expertise to use and conduct some research.
The Math man said, “I’ll jump into the water and measure the depth of the ocean.”
The Physicist said, “I will go and examine the density of the water at various depths.”