A Blonde on an Island

 

After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

The blonde thought to herself, “I wonder if they made it!” “I think I’d better try to make it, too.”

She swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, nineteen miles from the island.

The shore was just in sight, just 100 yards to go, but she said, “I’m too tired to go on!” So she swam back.