‘Yes, I’m talking to You. Pick Me up, then Kiss Me; and I’ll turn into the Most Beautiful Woman you have ever seen. I’ll make sure that all Your friends will be envious and jealous because I will be Your Bride!’
The Retired Officer looked at the Frog for a short time, reached over…..Picked it up Carefully and…….
Placed it in His Shirt Pocket.
The Frog said,
‘What, are you Nuts?
Didn’t You hear what I Said?’
I said, ‘Kiss me,
And I will be Your Beautiful Bride.’
He opened His Pocket,
Looked at the Frog and said,
‘Nah. I’d Rather like to have a Talking Frog
Than a Nagging Wife..
With Age Comes Wisdom & Experience
