A police officer on horseback stops a little girl riding her bike.
Cop: "Did Santa bring you that bike?"
Girl: "Yes!"
Cop: "Well, tell him to include a reflector next time!"
He then hands her a $5 fine.
The little girl looks up and asks,
Girl: "That’s a nice horse—did Santa bring you that?"
Cop (laughing): "He sure did!"
Girl: "Well then, next year tell Santa the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it."
And now, for something scarier than that comeback…
🎃 10 Horror Movie Recommendations:
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Hereditary (2018) – A disturbing dive into grief, trauma, and dark family secrets.
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The Conjuring (2013) – Based on chilling real-life investigations by Ed and Lorraine Warren.
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It (2017) – A shape-shifting clown feeds on fear—and children.
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The Exorcist (1973) – The definitive tale of demonic possession that changed horror forever.
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A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) – Freddy Krueger hunts teens in their dreams. Sleep tight.
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The Ring (2002) – Watch a cursed videotape and die in seven days. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
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Sinister (2012) – Found footage reveals a horrifying entity and a string of gruesome murders.
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Midsommar (2019) – A daylight horror masterpiece set during a creepy Swedish festival.
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The Babadook (2014) – A mother and son battle a sinister figure born from grief.
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Halloween (1978) – The slasher classic where Michael Myers begins his eternal killing spree.
So tell me… which kind of horror chills you the most?
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😱 Psychological?
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👻 Supernatural?
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🔪 Slasher?