Thirty Years Later: A Reunion to Remember
After three decades apart, four old friends finally reunited at a lively party. It felt like no time had passed as they picked up right where they left off, sharing drinks, laughter, and stories from their lives.
As the night went on, the conversation turned to their children. Each father beamed with pride, boasting about their sons’ incredible success and the extravagant gifts they had given to their best friends.
The first man went first, puffing out his chest. “My son started from the bottom at a top corporation. He studied hard, worked his way up, and now? He’s the company president! He’s so successful that for his best friend’s birthday, he bought him a brand-new Mercedes.”
The second man nodded approvingly. “That’s great! My son, too, is a self-made man. He worked for a major airline, became a pilot, and eventually became a part-owner of the company. He’s doing so well that he gifted his best friend a private jet!”
The third man chimed in. “Well, my son is a brilliant engineer. He started his own construction business and turned it into a multimillion-dollar empire. He’s so generous that he gave his best friend a 30,000-square-foot mansion as a birthday present.”
Just then, the fourth friend returned from the restroom, noticing the congratulations going around. Curious, he asked, “What are you all talking about?”
The first man smiled. “We’re sharing how proud we are of our sons and the amazing things they’ve done. What about your son?”
The fourth man took a sip of his drink and then said casually, “Oh, my son? Well, he’s gay and works as a dancer at a nightclub.”
The other three men exchanged awkward glances. After a long pause, one of them finally said, “Oh… uh, we see. That must have been difficult for you.”
The fourth man chuckled and shook his head. “Not at all! I love my son, and honestly, he’s doing just fine. In fact, for his birthday last month, his three boyfriends gave him a brand-new Mercedes, a private jet, and a 30,000-square-foot mansion!”
Bonus Joke: The Age-Guessing Grandmas
At a senior center, a group of elderly ladies sat outside, enjoying the sunshine when an old man shuffled past.
One of the grandmas called out, “Hey there, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!”
The old man smirked. “Oh, really? There’s no way you can guess my age.”
Another grandma grinned. “Sure we can! Just drop your pants and underwear, and we’ll tell you your exact age.”
A little embarrassed but eager to prove them wrong, the old man hesitated—then finally pulled down his trousers.
The ladies asked him to turn around, jump up and down, and wiggle a little. After a few moments of observing him closely, they all clapped their hands and shouted in unison, “You’re 87 years old!”
The old man’s jaw dropped. “How on earth did you guess that?”
The grandmas burst into laughter. “Because we were at your birthday party yesterday!”
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