Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?” The cop chuckles and that?” The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!” “Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
Here are 10 horror movie recommendations:
- Hereditary (2018) – A chilling tale of grief and dark family secrets.
- The Conjuring (2013) – A terrifying paranormal investigation based on real events.
- It (2017) – A sinister clown terrorizes children in a small town.
- The Exorcist (1973) – A classic possession horror that still haunts audiences.
- A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) – A vengeful spirit attacks teenagers in their dreams.
- The Ring (2002) – A cursed videotape leads to a horrifying death in seven days.
- Sinister (2012) – A writer moves into a house with a terrifying past.
- Midsommar (2019) – A bizarre and unsettling festival in Sweden turns nightmarish.
- The Babadook (2014) – A disturbing creature haunts a grieving mother and son.
- Halloween (1978) – The relentless Michael Myers stalks his victims on Halloween night.
Which type of horror do you enjoy most—psychological, supernatural, or slasher?