A Woman’s Unexpected Call
A woman meets up with her lover—who also happens to be her husband's best friend.
They spend hours together in passionate embrace. Afterward, as they relax in bed, the phone suddenly rings.
Since it's her home, she picks up. Her lover listens in, only hearing her side of the conversation:
"Hello? Oh, hi! … I’m so glad you called … Really? That’s wonderful … I’m happy to hear you’re having such a great time … Oh, that sounds amazing! … Love you, too. OK. Bye-bye."
She hangs up with a satisfied smile.
Curious, her lover asks, "Who was that?"
She turns to him casually and replies, "Oh, that was my husband—calling to tell me how much fun he's having on his fishing trip with you."
Joke : Blonde Logic
A blonde walks into a library, approaches the counter, and says loudly, "I'll have a cheeseburger, fries, and a Coke!"
The librarian stares at her and whispers, "Ma’am, this is a library."
The blonde's eyes widen in realization. She leans in closer and whispers back, "Oh! Sorry... I'll have a cheeseburger, fries, and a Coke."