Daniel believed his life was perfect—a loving wife, a newborn daughter, and a family baptism on the horizon to celebrate their growing family. The future seemed bright, and he couldn’t wait to experience all the joys that parenthood would bring. The day of the baptism arrived, and with it, the feeling that everything had fallen into place….
new joke :
The Talking Parrot
A woman walks into a pet store and sees a beautiful parrot with a sign that says: “Talking Parrot - Only $20!”
She asks the store owner, “Why is this parrot so cheap?”
The owner sighs, “Well… the parrot lived in a nightclub, and he might say some inappropriate things.”
The woman laughs and thinks, "I can handle that!" So, she buys the parrot and takes it home.
As soon as she places the cage in her living room, the parrot looks around and says:
“New place, nice. New owner, nice. But the same old customers… Hey, Bill!”
😂😂😂