Rapist Collapses After Learning What He May Have Contracted From His Victim

 A British man, Richard Thomas, 27, was sentenced to over five years in prison for raping a sleeping woman in 2013. He was recently informed he might have contracted HIV from the victim.

Thomas, who had been drinking and using drugs that night, admitted he couldn’t remember the assault but believed the woman’s account.

He entered her home uninvited and assaulted her while she was under the influence of a sleeping pill. The judge sentenced him to five years and four months and placed him on the

S]x Offenders Register. Thomas has a history of substance abuse and expressed remorse for his actions. His lawyer noted that the potential HIV diagnosis is a consequence of his crime. 

joke : 

The Fishing Trip

A man tells his wife that he’s going on a weekend fishing trip with his buddies. He packs his gear, loads up the car, and heads out.

A few days later, he returns home exhausted, sunburned, and smelling like fish. His wife greets him at the door and says, "So, how was the fishing trip?"

He sighs and says, "Terrible! We didn’t catch a single fish. It was raining the whole time, the boat had a leak, and to top it off, my best friend forgot the food! It was miserable."

His wife crosses her arms and smirks. "Oh really? Then why did your best friend’s wife call and say you spent the weekend at a luxury hotel?"

The man’s eyes widen. He stammers for a second, then says:

"Wait… you mean I could have actually gone fishing?!"

😂😂😂

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