The first guy goes in and kicks a.., best job interview he's ever done in his life
End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says:
“By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
“Yeah,” says the guy… “You don't have any EARS, man!”
“I'm sorry, says the interviewer, but I'm very sensitive about my ears, I'm afraid you're not the right person for this job, get the hell out of my office!”
The second guy goes in, it's the same thing, he is doing amazing, best job interview ever
Talks himself into 20K a year more than the advertised salary
End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says:
“By the way, do you notice anything strange about me?”
“Yeah,” says the guy… “You don't have any EARS, man!”
“I'm sorry, says the interviewer, but I'm very sensitive about my ears, I'm afraid you're not the right person for this job, get out of my office!”
So the third guy's about to go in, but the first and second guy stop him and warn him “Hey, I don't care how good you're doing, how comfortable you feel, don't say ANYTHING about his ears, he'll throw you right out!”
So the third guy goes in
Again, same thing, an AMAZING interview
End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says: