Jill and John got married.
John thought this would be a “marriage of the 90’s” equal roles for equal partners.
So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed.
Jill wasn’t impressed with his culinary skills, however.
She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, “Poached? I wanted scrambled!”
Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg.
Jill wasn’t having any of it.
“Do you think I don’t like variety? I wanted poached this morning!”
Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, “third time’s a charm” and brought her two eggs one scrambled and one poached.”Here, my love, enjoy!”
Jill looks at the plate and says, “You scrambled the wrong egg.”
New Joke : A bunch are sitting around in prison
One guy shouts, “Six-hundred and eighty-eighty!” Everyone bursts into laughter.
As the laughter’s dying down, another guy shouts, “Eleven-hundred and twelve!”
Uncontrollable laughter. Another guy chimes in with, “Three hundred and forty-five!”
Everyone doubles over...