HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her,

comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her,

listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Arrive n****ked… with beer.

New Joke : A guy in a bar and astonished horse

A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool.

In front of him he see’s a big jar full of change and a little card that reads:

“Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh.

COST $5″ So, he puts in five dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom.

Two minutes later they come out and the horse is laughing so hard that he pissed on the floor. So the guy takes the money and leaves.

The next day the same guy walks in the bar again and see’s the horse and the jar, this time it says: “You can win all of this if you make the horse cry.

COST $10″ So he puts in 10 dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom.

Four minutes later they come out and the horse is crying like no body ever had.

So the guy takes the jar but before he could leave the bartender asks

“How did you do that?” The guy says “

The first time I told him my d*ck was bigger than his and the second time I showed him!”

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Previous Joke

A man with a very small head in a bar