Homeless Man

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?”


“No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless man replied.


“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” I asked.


“No, I don't waste time fishing,” the homeless man said


“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”


“Will you spend this on hunting equipment?” I asked.


“Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man


“I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!”


“Well,” I said, “I'm not going to give you money


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