Harry was sick and tired of being constantly badgered by his wife Barbara for spending so much time at the bar.
Hoping it would help matters, Harry invited Barbara along with him.
“So what would you like?”
Harry cordially asked, as she took her seat next to him.
“Oh I don’t know” Barbara replied, “I guess I’ll take the same thing as you.”
“OK” said Harry to the bartender, “we’ll take two Johnny Walker’s on the rocks!”
Barbara barely took a sip of the drink before she started gagging “Oh my gosh! Get me a cup of water! This stuff is horrible! How do you drink this garbage?”
Another jokes : A blonde came home from school
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count.
The other kids could only count to three but I can count to ten…..1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”
The mother responds, “Very good honey.”
The blonde asks...
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